Every guy on campus (and a few really adventerous women) would sign up hoping to participate in full-fledged orgies in the classroom. Can you imagine a college offering courses in “SEX STUDIES. Have the politically correct censors start talking about making textbooks “sex-neutral” and every guy on campus will run like hell, cupping his balls in both hands and screaming at the top of his lungs. That “sex-neutral” term brings visions of enuichs and large snipping devices to the front of the typical male cerebellum, and typical males don’t like that. ” Of course not.
Benn Beckman told Shanks that Luffy is going to make something of himself, which Shanks confirmed by saying that Luffy reminds him of himself when he was Luffy’s age. There is an understanding between the two that Luffy will return the hat upon him becoming a great pirate, a promise that they have both taken very seriously – Luffy defends the Straw Hat with his life, while upon finally meeting an unconscious Luffy again at Marineford, Shanks was not ready to accept the hat back.  He expressed his empathetic thoughts for Luffy after helping bury his brother Ace after the war, knowing that it must be hard on him. As the ultimate expression of this, he entrusts Luffy with his signature Straw Hat, which is of extreme sentimental value to Shanks (as it belonged to his former captain).  Shanks also sees Luffy as the future of piracy, a belief he was not shy with Whitebeard about when discussing his lost arm, and was so delighted at seeing Luffy’s first bounty that he threw a party to celebrate, even though he was already suffering from a hangover from getting drunk previously. Later, as Shanks and his crew were leaving after Luffy stood up for him in front of Higuma and his men, Luffy declared he would become better than him, causing Shanks to begin to treat him seriously.  Just as Luffy is currently looking for Shanks, Shanks eagerly awaits the day that he meets up with Luffy.
Today saw the release of The Lair of Voltaire’s “October Video Nooseletter” ( on the last day of the month no less. You can watch the video below. In it, Voltaire talks passionately about the European tour he’s presently on as well as about the pre-orders for his upcoming children’s book, The Legend of Candy Claws. And this year is certainly no exception. It’s Halloween, quite possibly Voltaire’s busiest day of the year. Please share with all of your friends.
As I trudged that long walk back, train station in sight, I saw one more unusual sight. It’s two eyes held fast to me, even as the train was heard coming closer to that old wood. As I sat, waiting for the train, it seemed to never move. A large, white horned owl. The only sound I could make out was the was the fluttering of wings. The road to the station was covered in sleet and snow, muted as I walked and pulled my trunk along. Staring at me sleepily as I walked.
As a WASP male who has worked 23 years at the same place and climbed up the ranks, worked hard, provided for my family, brought home the bacon, put in incredible overtime and saw it all taken away from me by a judge who resembled Howard Sprague from the Andy Griffith show, I totally agree with that statement. If anybody ever told you life was fair, they lied to you. That’s how it goes.
Stanley "Stan" Marsh is one of South Park's main characters along with Kyle Broflovski, Eric.
Today, Voltaire gives you a glimpse into the process by posting this preview from the album comprised of clips of most of the songs from the album. Recording is in full swing on BiTrektual, Voltaire’s album of Star Wars and Star Trek parody songs. Drums have been recorded by Dresden Doll, Brian Vigione and Maxim Moston (who played on Riding a Black Unicorn) has just laid down some amazing violin tracks. They are all rough, unmixed demos with temporary guide vocals, but it will give you an idea of how things are shaping up on BiTrektual.
I don’t know if ARMED LIBERAL would agree, but I believe that a 410 is the ideal firearm for dealing with footpads and critters, inside or outside the house. It is easy to handle, you don’t need to stick bricks in your back pockets to deal with the kick, and it makes a nice hole in what you shoot at from 20 feet, which is a LONG shot inside your home. And it makes a loud noise, too.
Have you seen him. Um, I’m actually looking for someone. “He said he was staying here about six months ago. “No, no, not with the Census. ” I said, rummaging in my jacket pocket and producing a picture of Charles. Haven’t heard from him sense, and I’ve been sending mail his way for a while now.
Try “Better than that Swanson shit, BUT NOT a healthy choice. #5) “Healthy Choice” TV Dinners. The meals aren’t bad, but I prefer truth in advertising. Does anyone really believe that a frozen brick you buy in the supermarket, after you pass up all the fresh fruits, vegetables and meats, is a HEALTHY CHOICE. Don’t get me wrong.
King Arthur was sent out sailing to an unseen land, attended by three women. Such are the strange contraptions needed to reach the heavens. Quetzacouatl left the realm of the living, in some versions, on a barge or boat of snakes. And funeral barges of Vikings and Egyptians alike were supposed to go on to the dead. Even ignoring these paranormal sightings, sailing to the land invisible is not so unusual. Like wise Väinämöinen built a ship of copper, with an iron bottom, to leave the land and sail to the heavens, out of the mortal(visible) world. Odysseus did so, and found even stranger lands in the journey there.
Back when the town first got going, it was one of the few to stay with the old church, back with Rome. It’s no big secret really. Most of them fled to Pennsylvania, I hear. Everyone figured now was the time to pack up and leave. But anyway, rumor happened that a bunch of rowdy Puritans, out of Indians to shoot and witches to burn, were going come and sack the town. And the times were not good to be part of the old faith. People didn’t trust Cathloics more than almost anyone. Couldn’t have Mass, couldn’t settle, couldn’t vote, everyone thinking you were a spy for the pope.